me and dave's defination of guys being gays

last nite..,i asked dave wats his defination of guys being gay...so he asked me hu....(of course i wont wanna tell the namebut i donno whether the guys gay or not)so i gave him this name..'tony'...and he knows tht guy...so he says y dont i just walk around naked for tony to see and he said if tony doesnt do anything then he's a gay..and if he hugsss me,then he is normal...so i asked him to do me a favour by being the naked person....then see if tony hugs him and he said tht he dont wants to get raped by tony....and i asked him to show up at this place and i'll bring tony there and by the time he saw tony,he can starts stripping...,,,and if he dont come,i'll bring tony to his house and when he saw tony...,i told him not to surprised to see this guy jumped onto him if he opened the door...then screamed like a gal.....haha...both of us laugh till sakit perut..